Specifics

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Panel 1
Client (electronic): Good afternoon, Space Dread. We'd like to hire you to assassinate Jarok Helsmer, C.E.O. of Zandral Industries.

Panel 2
Client (electronic): Preferably, his death should look like an accident. Specifically, an accident involving his lawnmower. More specifically, his prized golden super-mower. And the incident must happen in his study. More specif[the dialogue box is cut off at this point]

Panel 3
Client (electronic): His death must happen exactly at midnight. And you must not come within 10 feet from him at any time. Also, make sure that it is witnessed by either his butler or—

Space Dread (thinking): Just say no. You can say no to jobs. You are a freelancer. You can just decline.

Panel 4
Space Dread: I accept.

Space Dread (thinking): Dammit.