Crystal Ball

= Transcript =

Panel 1
Judge: Well, your crystal ball only shows a trillionth of a second into the future, and within no more than 5 inches of its location. It technically works, but it's practically a round mirror.

Panel 2
Judge: Okay, you overshot a little and made one that shows way beyond the end of all existence, which is total darkness. This is what the industry calls "sad bowling balls"

Panel 3
Judge: How did you two get past security?